Receptionist : “Pizza Hut, good evening”
Customer : “Good afternoon, can I order some pizzas?”
Receptionist : “Can I have your social security number”
Customer : “That is 987-65-4329”
Receptionist : “Thank you, Mister Allan Smith, your address 68 Queen Victoria Street, your fixed line is +1 559 556 1876. Your work phone at Dexia is +44 20 7329 7788 and your mobile number is +1 770 651 1440. From which location are you calling us?”
Customer : “Euh, … I’m at home, how did you get all this information?
Receptionist : “We are connected with The System, sir”
Customer : (Deep groan) “OK, Can I order 2 pizzas … Ham, Mozzarella and …”
Receptionis : “Sorry, but I don’t think that’s a good idea, sir.”
Customer : “Why?”
Receptionist : “According to your medical record status, you suffer from high blood pressure, high cholesterol level, your health insurance refuses to compensate the consequences of your harmful eating behaviour. And as a matter of fact, we will be fined for delivering it to you!”
Customer : “Oh! What can you recommend then?”
Receptionist : “You might try our healthy pizza with yoghurt and soy beans. You will definitely like it”
Customer : “Why do you think that I would ‘definitely’ like that combination?”
Receptionist : “Your wife recently borrowed the book ‘Best recipes with Soy’ in your local library, so either you like it or … you better get used to it”
Customer : “OK … I’ll order two of them. One for my wife and one for me.”
Receptionist : “That will be 20 pounds then”
Customer : “I’ll give you my credit card number, that is …”
Receptionist : “Sorry, but according to The System, you’ve passed the limits of your credit card company. You need to pay cash.”
Customer : “Oh well, I’ll get the money from my nearest ATM before the order is delivered”
Receptionist : “That won’t work for you, there is nothing left on your account, there is only a small amount available on the account of your child, but that will not be enough.”
Customer (angry) : “That is none of your business! Send me the pizzas and I will manage the money in time. How long does it take in order you can bring me the order?”
Receptionist : “We can deliver in one hour at your home. In case you need it faster, you can pick it from our store and pay cash. However I would not recommend to transport the pizza’s on your motorcycle”
Customer : “How do you know I drive motorcycle?”
Receptionist : “I read in The System that you couldn’t fulfill the payments for your car anymore and that they repossessed your car. However, your motorcycle is paid so I suppose you use it still …”
Customer : “@#%/$@&?#!”
Receptionist : “Sorry sir, may I ask you to behave yourself? We see that you’ve been convicted once for offending a police officer. A second time would harm you seriously …”
Customer : (speachless)
Receptionist : “Anything else to order, sir?”
Customer : “No, … or … yes, can you also provide the free bottle of soda as listed in the flyer. We prefer regular Pepsi.”
Receptionist : “Sorry sir, an exclusion clause in our permission prohibits us to deliver free drinks containing sugar to people with diabetes, … what about sugar free Zero Coke …? We need to charge you for that, but …”
Customer : beep – beep – beep
I’ve seen this video but can’t remember anymore where it was. Anyone?
I found it riduculous
However, we do believe information is fortune